Darn you interspire, your just too good!

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You first need to setup a google maps api http://code.google.com/apis/maps/signup.html then enter that into setting | misc in interspire

OK, I admit it. This is fucking cool. This is the level of interaction that just amazes me with Interspire.

Once Google re-maps the entire UK so the entire country has high resolution images, I'll be able to zoom in and see that lovely furniture set in their garden. Now that's creepy. But cool.

"Dear Mr ......

We've noticed you have no blinds in your conservatory. They really do help maintain a constant temperature for year round comfort. You can buy them here..

I also see your Pool has no cover and now the nights are getting longer and colder this really is an essential piece of equipment. It'll also keep the leaves out. Click here for details...

Your Roses are looking a bit pale. Can I suggest our generic rose fertiliser for a good feed before winter. You might want 2 bottles given the size of your garden.

I also see your wife's bikini is sooo last years. We have some great colours in stock and some of the new shapes are particularly flattering on women of a certain shape.

Best regards,

etc"

Mike

Mike said:

"Dear Mr ......

We've noticed you have no blinds in your conservatory. They really do help maintain a constant temperature for year round comfort. You can buy them here..

I also see your Pool has no cover and now the nights are getting longer and colder this really is an essential piece of equipment. It'll also keep the leaves out. Click here for details...

Your Roses are looking a bit pale. Can I suggest our generic rose fertiliser for a good feed before winter. You might want 2 bottles given the size of your garden.

I also see your wife's bikini is sooo last years. We have some great colours in stock and some of the new shapes are particularly flattering on women of a certain shape.

Best regards,

etc"

Mike

LMFAO especially the bikini comment, but seriously you can see it comming

Mike said:

I was also going to put in a line about bikini waxing but in the end decided against it.

Mike

I don't think Google have invested in super HD cameras just yet :p

Though it can't be long before these tools integrate with directory-type scenarios - lists a street, names, addresses, phone details, etc - view the map of the house, notice they don't have a conservatory, then call 'em up and try and sell them one.

Although if this freaks you out, you can have your house removed if you complain to Google :)

GrantG said:

you can have your house removed if you complain to Google :)

I know Google have more power than the government nowadays but coming and physically removing your house just because you complain is going a bit far.:eek:

Indeed, they are perverts and that's all there is to it! They will give the same message about not having the area covered like you get when you try to view the middle of the Highlands zoomed in.